Treacle, Marquis of Meepiness

Saturday 23rd March 2013

Humans are weird...I've already told you, I believe.

Well, today, my slave was acting super weird. She was going on and on about this thing called Earth Hour...where they turn of their lights at 8.30pm. Why? I don't even have lights! Odd...

Well, she fed us and then she said Skinnybum (aka Snowflake) was a girl.

I knew that all along! It was sort of obvious?

Seems that they thought she was a boy...then they realised she wasn't because she started to get pregnant! Haha!

It was raining all day! :)

The humans didn't particularly want to let me out and kept saying I was a "silly cat" every time I managed to slip out... It's fun in the rain! My paws and fur get all wet and when I come back inside I put mud everywhere! Haha! ^.^

Then the builders came. They're trying to smash up the garage or something...something to do with a "utility"? Odd, the stuff humans do...

Then they started drilling. This aaawwwfffuulll noise! It went right through my head! It felt like my head was being sawn in half D:

And did you know a cat's hearing is 5 times better than a humans? And about 3 times better than a dogs? Brilliant, eh?

But that's how much louder Humbug, Samy, Toufkin and I all heard the drilling. Then Paws came in and the humans kept touching her tummy to see if they could feel the kittens... I wonder if they did that to Samy when I was inside her?

That's pretty much what went on all day D:

Drilling, going outside, coming back, drilling...ugh...

Eventually the builders went, not after having done something to the washing machine, causing it to leak water everywhere...

Then we were fed, and my slave didn't give us nearly enough - the dry cat food (we have wet in the morning, dry in the evening) was finished...

Then the humans watched a DVD and went to bed. So did I.

Bye!