Meepy Diary

Meep humans and Cats!

(No, humans do not deserve a capital letter.)

I've snaffled an idea from my brother (Humbug), to make a diary of what I do each day!

I'm going to try and get my slave to write on it, for me, each day. 

So I may not post apart from saying I've posted something on there!

Or I could just make each post my diary...

Better idea?

Yeah...thought so.

Well, I'll start with the day before yesterday and then move yesterday and then onto today.

Thursday the 21st March 2013

Woke up when I heard the humans opening their door and coming out. The elder one, my slave, immediately came to feed me, Samy, Humbug and (AHEM) Toufkin.

Then I ran around outside - practically all day. My slave had a tuta (something like that - a person who teaches her stuff...) at 11am until 1 in the afternoon.

Then, when she was finished, she rushed outside to take pictures of wasps and bees!

Can you believe it? Taking pictures of them instead of me!

 

 Eventually she did take a few photos of me. But only when her sister told her to, because Tourne-A-Gauche (Turn Left) came into the garden.

Here I am in front of him:

  

 Here's me;

And here he is!

 He's called Tourne-A-Gauche because he had a problem with his ear and had to have an operation, but it left him with his head tilting a bit to the right (you can't see it much in the photo), so his owners called him Turn Left because he needed to...confusing...

You can see a bit more there but still not great.
Anyway, then my slave chucked me pieces of madeleine (a kind of...mini cake thing)...

 Here I am eating a bit;

She tried to film me rushing after the madeleine, but I, cleverly, didn't rush whenever she had the camera focusing on me! ^.^

Then me and Humbug had a fight - and I won! Haha I'm so clever! ^.^
Next my human went and sat down under a tree, for about ten hours, staring at a rock. Eventually I got too curious and went to see what she was doing. She was filming mating beetles!
 
How ridiculous is that?!
*Actually, Treacle, it's not ridiculous. Besides, they were too slow over it so I gave up on them. The male was doing this funny little dance by waving his legs and...*
Yes, yes, yes, that's enough. I wanted to eat them but she shoved me away. What are beetles for if it's not to eat?

Then it started to get dark so we went inside and the mother human gave us some "brousse". It's yummy!
She thinks so too, but the kitten humans don't think so, for some weird reason...

 But she stupidly poured it all over my head!

(Kinyonga here! Sorry about the mess...we have builders etc...)

 Sorry for that interruption, ahem. Anyway, then Samy licked it off my head and the humans thought that was funny...
Then we went to bed! :3

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Friday the 22nd March 2013

At around 3am I went into the corridor to go and jump on the human's bed, but found their door was shut. Scratched, to no avail. Sad eh?

Played with Humbug and went back to sleep.

At 9.30am the humans got up and I ran in. My slave picked me up and squished me to her chest... o.o Why do they do that???

Then she fed me, Humbug and Samy.

Oh, and Toufkin. Of course. Blasted cat thinks he lives here! He's spent 3 nights with us, eats our food and the humans even treated him for the ear mites he had in his ears! Poof!

Well, she fed us (not giving us nearly enough, as usual) and then turned on the computer and did some blogging or whatever it's called...I believe it's what she's doing now, while typing this.

Also she played Animal...Honey was it? Or Marmalade? I can't remember. Stupid name for a game anyway! 

Then I went for a little nap in her den, Toufkin came too...typical.

 

Then Paws came over to have some food, and I wanted to eat some but they wouldn't let me.

"Treacle is too fat."
"I think he's just fluffy."
Too fat."
"Why's he always hungry?"
"Dunno."
See? Stupid sort of things humans say all the time!

I managed to creep in once Paws had finished eating, and oh joy! She'd left some food in her bowl! :3
Afterwards I went to sleep again.

See? I don't look fat, do I?!
The humans kept bustling around so eventually I went and slept on a chair.

Humbug slept on top of a mat on top of a box in front of the door and next to a bicycle helmet.

I woke up to hear the human kittens going off somewhere...
Eventually, they came back all covered in mud, with a spade and a boot.
The mother cat asked the elder kitten to take some photos of the garage? The garage is very interesting, I must admit. But I'm not supposed to be allowed it...
I think it's because Samy once...or twice...or thrice...pooed in there...yuck. What a stupid place to poo!
Then my slave wandered around a bit outside, taking more photos. She's gone photo-mad if you ask me.

After that they had supper in front of the TV, watching The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.
What's that meant to mean? You don't find lions and witches in wardrobes! Or wardrobes and witches in lions...or lions and wardrobes in witches...

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*Poof! I'm fed up of typing. Besides, Trea, whats the point of writing down today now? You've only just got up!*
Only just got up?! You got up two hours ago. And I got up five hours ago. Only just got up! Sheesh!
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Bye!