Treacle, Marquis of Meepiness

Monday 25th March 2013

The human got up and fed us - I'm getting a bit bored of this routine.

Wake up, feed cats...I'm surprised she didn't die of boredom long ago. Oh well, we can't have everything we want.

*-Gasp of horror- Treacle! How could you! I...thought...you...liked...me...* :'(

Yesh...well...I...do. But...you know.

You never say you like Dawn, do you? You're always HORRIBLE to her...

*Poof...*

Continuing. Then I sat on the stairs and licked all the cat food off of my head.

Toufkin went into the study to find the slaves - no doubt he wanted to ask them for some clean water.

In the study there's this filing cabinet. Their father had taken all the draws out for some unfathomable reason, and piled them on the floor into a large tower.

Dawn was crouching on the floor a bit in front of this tower and Toufkin had gone to the window.

Suddenly there was an awful banging clatter, and Toufkin got the fright of his life and jumped into the shut window! That made an awful noise, too. He probably permanently damaged his brain. Not that it'll make much difference...

Then another nm gcvfcv dclky,,g,gfkl,jkkj87u8uiiuijjijuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifgvvvvvvvvvtgfewd

*Treacle! Stop walking on the keyboard! Ughhhhh...*

Then another big thing happened. Us cats had all gone outside when suddenly that blasted dog from next door appeared! (Not the Alsatian from the house behind mine, the cross between a Labrador and a bull dog from the house diagonal from mine.)

He chased Snowflake/Skinnybum all over the garden, who eventually managed to get under a bush, and then tried to come inside the house!

I, Humbug and Toufkin were all under the table.

Then my slave rushed in a shouted at the dog and clapped her hands and he rushed off!

He hates her because every time he barks, she barks back!

Snoopy (to think he actually has a name) almost got one of the neighbour's cats as he rushed out. Poor thing.

Nothing much happened really...it was sunny in the morning and started to get grey later.

Dawn kept complaining of her hand...she said it was all mushy inside.

Her mother got a bit worried.

Then Kinyonga remembered the day before, when she'd bit Dawn...on the hand.

Haha! Humans are finally knowing what to do when other people are mean to them.

That's pretty much everything...apart from the kittens :3

Bye!